Reality TV.. Junk food for the brain... Plus it makes me feel better about myself

So I am a reality TV junkie. I really love to get my fix every week. Not Survivor or Big Brother or any of those other Pussy shows.. I'm talking REAL reality.. like Toddlers and Tiara's, Hoarders, My Strange Addiction and the like. If I want competition I watch Project Runway, America's next Top Model and the creme de la creme of competitions hosted by the Queen herself Ru Paul's Drag Race.

Sometimes I wonder why I watch these things, then I realize it makes me feel sooo much better after watching. I watch Hoarders and I look around my cluttered house and think " This ain't so bad, the at least I don't have a layer of diapers of shit on the floor"  and if my husband says anything about the dirty dishes in the sink I can say " at least these are from this week... I think"

I have 2 daughters and if they start to complain that I am too hard on them I can pull up an episode of Toddlers and Tiara's and say " See.. At least I don't put fake dentures over your teeth and staple a dead poodle on your head. No I love you even though your ugly.. now go get me some ho ho's. "

And My Strange Addiction. Really?? This makes me feel so FUCKING normal!! It is aweeee-sommmme, transsexual who likes to be a baby?? Great!. Guy who thinks his robotic sex doll is his girfriend? Creepy but at least he's not reproducing. Lady that eats dryer sheets, rocks, pottery, etc.. seriously WTF?? Have you not tasted Oreos??  Who the hell picks up a dryer sheet and thinks.. well this looks yummy.. I'll just stick this in my bra for later??

Project Runway started tonight and I am so happy! Now I get to see bitchy judges tear apart some poor designers dream because they couldn't make a proper cocktail dress using only cupcake cups and plastic spoons.  Just kidding. The things these designers come up with in such a short amount of time is awesome! And sometimes I think the judges get it wrong.. ( Helllooooo Mondo soooo should have won last season!! ) But it is so much fun seeing the good and bad that comes from these folks.

And ANTM  oh my goodness, put 15 or so of the most vapid young adults in one house and you are going to get drama!! Plus usually I can pick the most awkward and quirky won will get waaaay further than I would have expected . ( Ann?? McKey?? really??? ) Plus Tyra gets crazier and crazier each season.. I think all the Smizing has done something to her brain. Also.. please please please lay off the jumpsuits Tyra. I am so over them for the last 2 damn seasons!!!

And the only thing that could be more catty than 15 young girls... 15 young or old Drag Queens!!! OMG this show should win an Emmy for AWESOMENESS!!! Vague sexual undertones, awesome judges, and the she males!! OMG they make me feel so homely!. They are made of fabulous!!

So if you haven't checked out any of these awesome shows WTF is wrong with you??? Tune in right away, it is cheaper than a psychiatrist and guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself,... unless you are a hoarder, have a strange addiction or are a pagent mom that is .