Werewolf vs Vampire part one.. which would I prefer to be???

First off I would like to say that  I have been reading Vamp/Paranormal fiction before it was cool. Second... Twilight doesn't count. If it sparkles it is a fairy.. NOT a vampire.. if it sparkles, is a virgin, and is a whiner it is a pussy gay fairy... (wait.. is that redundant???) again NOT I repeat NOT a vampire.

So as I have read many of these novels it makes me ponder the question.. given the choice which would I rather be? A Vamp.. or a Were???  Let's look at the pro's a con's shall we??

Ok Vamp first. Pro's
1. Would get to live a looong loong time... like long enough to piss on your enemies graves long... (assuming you still pee when you are dead)

2. You would evidently be awesomely gorgeous, have super speed and super strength, and mind control powers which would be AWE-SOME!!! ( I would use my powers for good only... well.... mostly ;-) )

3. I am already a night shift person so I would totally rule the night!!

4. Most Vamps are rich.. very very rich!. That would buy me the best coffin out there for sure!

Ok Cons.
1. Avoiding stupid pricks with Buffy fixations constantly trying to stake me. HELLLOO Angel was a good Vamp so put the pointy thing down Zander!!

2. All liquid diet?? Ummm not sure about that. Plus drinking only blood, I am going to have to carry a rapid AIDS and HEP C test with me. Ewwww....I don't wanna be the only yellow vampire out there. Plus it just seems a bit gross. And I have a sweet tooth too.. would I have to bite diabetics to get my sweet fix .. with their sugar level being higher and all???

3. While I like the night and all.. being dead and helpless during the day is creepy, ( not too different from my life now however oddly enough)

Ok seems even for vamps.. now on to Weres

Pro's
1. Totally get to be a different species, Were- tiger, panther, wolf, etc they come in all shapes sizes. You could give in to your primal instincts plus have heightened senses when in human form Awesome

2. Higher metabolism!! You can eat so much more!! No more dieting. Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!

3. Can be out day or night!! Round the clock awesomeness.

4. Being called someone's Bitch could be a statement of fact and not a derogatory term. 

Con's

1. Unplanned changes and ruined clothes. Would need to plan better, plus couldn't wear jewelry seriously rings on human hands will not fit on Werewolf paws.. TRUST me.

2. Pack politics.. trust me I read a lot of books, there is always bickering inside packs for rank in the pack etc. Not sure if I could be that much of a team player.

3. shedding.. yeah I said it... shedding.. I would NEVER get pet hair out of my clothes.. especially if it was coming from me LOL.

4. Come on would it ALWAYS have to be doggie style??? Just sayn' ..



All in all I think I would prefer to be a Were. It would be so cool to be dual natured I think. Plus drinking blood ... EWWWW... no thank you. I'll take the eat more never diet plan...

Next entry.. which would I rather DATE.??? Hmmmm....