SUUUUPER.....Crotch???

Ok so I am married to a total comic book geek. This means I get drug to every single movie based on some comic book character. I am a closet nerd myself so I don't usually mind (hot guys in tight fitting suits?? I am TOTALLY in!)  But after watching a few I am beginning to think some superheros are umm "compensating" a bit in the crotch department. Either that or they have finally invested in bullet proof cups. Don't believe me??

I give you SUPERCROTCH!! Is that Kryptonite in your pocket or are you happy to see me Superman??  Crotch of steel I presume???  Really an overdone bulge if I do say so myself.

Spidey here gets REALLY excited about fighting crime.. maybe a bit too excited?? I see some CGI enhancement in Spidey's future.

Seriously?? you have to outline them in silver. Hey look at my Bat-Junk?? Robin do your nipples really need their own bulge??? I wonder if they keep extra Bat-stuff in those codpieces???

Not a CHANCE mister.. not a chance!! Do those shoot out rockets?? Cause THAT would be impressive!!!

On to Captain Americ..? Aww Chris Evans are you shy?? I'm sure it's fine honey.. they will fix it in post production honest... Aww so cute when superheros have a complex LOL