The man with no Gaydar

Ok so this season of Dancing with the Stars is over ( congratulations JR!), and I am saddened because there were so many fun dances this season. I really hated that Carson Kressley got kicked off despite his total lack of coordination because he was so fun to watch. The one thing having Carson on the show taught me is that my best friend's husband has absolutely NO Gaydar whatsoever.   For those that don't know, Gaydar is that little feature that most people have in their heads that tunes them into the fact that the person they are seeing, speaking to etc might be gay. The force is strong in some... weaker in others.... but in my friend's husband's case.. nonexistent.

While watching an episode my friend casually mentioned to her husband that she was surprised that Carson was so uncoordinated for a gay man.  She said he looked at her in shock and said " He's gay?!?!?"  She was like " Welll Duh!! Just like the judge Bruno" .. To which he replied " HE'S gay TOO?".. awwww honey....

Now tell me..

If you can watch this video with two men who's flame exceeds bonfire proportions of gayness and not pick up on it.. your Gaydar not just on the fritz.. it was never installed at the factory.

Poor thing.. no wonder he is homophobic.. those gay men just sneak right up on him LOL..

See I was thinking that if he missed the cues Carson and Bruno give off.. he would really be lost in a normal social situation.. say by seeing this scene..

 Now lets see.. can anyone else spot the one that might be gay?? this is a test of your Gaydar system...

 If your Gaydar is functional this is the one that stood out to you...  Shall we evaluate the subtle cues here???

 And these are the ones you can just see in a static photo... If you had seen/heard him in action.. any thoughts would have been confirmed.
















As an unrelated side note.. because my ADD is acting up.. does the African American ( trying to be PC here) with his head cocked Look like Geordi LaForge from Star Trek The next Generation to anyone else??? He even has the uniform on.. LOL sorry I let my inner geek out a moment there..

 See..  You decide..












Anyhoo.. I am a big proponent of gay rights, and don't really understand homophobia at all. It's not like homosexuals are recruiting or anything.  They aren't going to come up to you and say.. " hey.. I know you may like vagina and stuff .. but it's only because you haven't tried dick yet. "They are most likely not going to approach you at all in that way or if they do  they would say  "Really you are straight?? Great!!"  I can assure you that they are not going to hump you in the mall and try to convert you.. promise, relax, only the Religious zealots do that ;-).

So Hopefully if he reads this he can start installing is Gaydar as an aftermarket part to help him feel safer by identifying people that may be homosexual so he can be prepared to properly flaunt his heterosexuality and scare them off.


And to be fair.. Gaydar may start weak but gets stronger in time.

I watched this video a ton when I was younger and NOT ONCE picked up that George Michael Might be gay.. REALLY!?! *facepalm*..