Seriously I'll pay extra if you let the sighted guy fix 'em. I'll let the blind guy check me out. I'll TOTALLY be truthful about what the invoice says. "Umm yeah those were only $2.00.. honest"
Is she lookin' at me?? I think she is!!! Why the big googly moogley eye right on her Va Jay Jay?? I don't want that looking back at me??? Fashion scares me.
ENOUGH with the wee wee pad outfits already!! (for those who watch Project Runway). Seriously?? Who the FUCK thought this was great. I do not want to look like a pom-pom.. What this needs is the googley eyes off the dress above it!! Hear that designers I'm giving you that one for free!!
I'm wearing this to my next AA meeting. Oh I'm not an alcoholic but going to those meetings makes me feel so much better about myself.
OMG the BIRDS THE BIRDS!! They have exposed my boobs and shit down my back. I killed the first round and made a skirt from their bloody corpses. Yeah.. that's a look I would totally ROCK going to Target to buy laundry detergent. I wonder which one is gentler on Hawks??? I'll have to check the labels
This one is AWESOME!! You are totally taking your bed with you. Get tired at the grocery store shopping for feather safe detergent. Take a nap on aisle 5! Hit that midday hump at work.. no problem, quick lay down under your desk. Oh sure you might get stares at first but people will eventually come around to your brilliance. I mean I could totally make this. I have a snuggie, I have super glue, and my hair looks like that anyway!! SUCK THAT People of Wal- Mart!! I'm not redneck I am HIGH FASHION!! I demand a retraction!!!
More random shit later..
This is stuff I'd expect to see on Project Runway.
ReplyDeleteBUT you know...if you got the googly eye suit and wore it around your slightly groggy patients I bet you'd get a whole TON more comments from them for the blog!
Love the bed one, could very easily start a nap time trend at work...till bosses catch on and start checking under desks ;)
~C